Abby Cubey's Cleavage

Advice for songwriters:  don't rhyme fire with desire.  Don't rhyme kiss with miss.  Don't rhyme heaven above, with the word love.  Don't rhyme baby with baby and don't follow it up with you're driving me crazy.  Those tired clichés make love seem lame.

Abby Cubey is a singer, but mostly leaves little to no lasting impression.  I only mention it so you know a little bit about the background of ABBY CUBEY'S CLEAVAGE.

Abby Cubey's Cleavage is the star of the hot new video Feel My Fire.


Feel My Fire is a soft core porn about the struggles of a single mom trapped in Tucson Arizona.  She joins an orgy oriented, lesbian only book club in an attempt to regain her youth and maintain some type of human connection.

Conflict occurs when the ladies give Abby Cubey’s Cleavage the assignment of reading and providing a report over the book Bridges of Madison County and Abby Cubey’s Cleavage is forced to admit that it never learned to read.

Shunned by the academic world, Abby Cubey’s Cleavage goes into the desert to trip shrooms and experience spiritual enlightenment.

After a scene where Abby Cubey shakes her cleavage (not breasts but cleavage) at the camera,

The cleavage realizes there was no magic in those psychedelic mushrooms and the true power to read was inside the cleavage all along.

Returning to the book club, a little wiser, Abby Cubey’s Cleavage delivers a stellar book report.  Realizing that it was their tough love that forced the cleavage to overcome her limitations, the ladies of the book club gleefully welcome Abby Cubey’s Cleavage back and reward her with butterfly kisses and tickle fights.

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