Friday, June 6, 2014

May You Marry Rich



In a recent interview Aerosmith drummer Joey Kramar said he doesn't see any point in the band making another album. Citing the dismal state of the music industry as the reason, Kramar said "Records don't sell, and they don't do anything."

Kramer Interview


The same logic was also stated by REM when they gave their farewell speech in 2011. The band held a press conference to announce their departure, probably because without a press conference nobody would have noticed.

A clear case could be made that these acts don't sell because these acts are no longer relevant. I would point out that the Miley Cyrus album Bangerz (one of the most hyped releases in years) was out for 7 months and only just reached platinum status last month. Lady Ga Ga's album Artpop had a very strong release, but has now been out over half a year and is still not platinum.

If you are in your twenties, or younger, then this doesn't mean much to you, but once upon a time popular albums shipped platinum. Stores bought enough copies that before any single fan had a CD in their hand, the artist had already earned 10% of 15 million dollars (approximately).

There was a day and a time and a moment in history when a small band or artist could pay for his own album, and sell enough at shows to earn some serious money. Hootie and the Blowfish did it. They were so successful at doing it that before signing with a label they were able to sell 50K copies of a demo EP in 1993. Let's assume they charged a modest $5 a piece (although it is more likely they charged $10). At five per unit, that's $250,000 in the bands pocket (minus expenses).

As things are, I doubt it is possible for a band to do the same today. How often do you buy music? I virtually never pay for it.

When I have this discussion with my grandmother she always tries to claim the higher ground by saying that she always pays for her music. That is true, but used albums and cassettes acquired at garage sales do not earn the performer any revenue.

This is why you no longer hear stories about how a band met, at least not true stories. The industry is changing and 99.9% of acts on major labels are created by the label. It's a story older than Motown: "If you set here, don't talk back, and look pretty, we will let you have the crumbs that fall from the table." An example of this would be Lorde who was 13 when she signed to Universal and was under their tutelage for four years, working with singing instructors, and songwriters, before the label could convince the public that she was worth a shit.

Why then would you want to be a musician in a time when your chances at widespread success are so slim? I mean there are always ditches that need to be dug, and truthfully you would earn more money (and certainly spend less) making holes in the ground. I guess you could be an artist because you derive satisfaction from the process. I guess you could do it because you're not just another attention hungry whore.

On a different subject, earlier this year Imagine Dragons won the Grammy for Best Rock Performance proving that Rock is dead. More recently, Lorde won the Billboard award for Best Rock Song proving that God is dead.

Things are not what they once were. You can go with the flow, or get out of the way, but the progression is not going backwards. I once loved Rock music, but any more I seldom recognize it.

I think about this often. Occasionally it causes me to become depressed. Having reached my lowest point, unaware of how much I needed salvation, a single, suspended light shined upon me. Nurturing my otherwise starved desire for sincere creativity in music the band Colourmusic blessed me with the album May You Marry Rich.  

Not familiar with Colourmusic? That's a shame. You need to rectify that. This band's got balls. After taking two albums to their label and having the suits tell them that the records weren't commercial enough, rather than scrapping their vision, the band chose to pay to release the albums themselves.

May You Marry Rich, released on the Memphis Industries label, is the follow up to that nearly noumenon hiatus.

Check out their previous work. All of it is gold. This new album, however, is a staggering leap forward from the bands back catalog, while still maintaining the group's eccentric existentialism. Teetering between profound and profane, May You Marry Rich is a beautiful portrayal of the thinking man's lowest common denominator: it's all about sex baby. It's all about you and me. Or in this case, more often about submission.



After you've listened to it and fell in love with it, then do yourself a favor and go out of your way to go see them live. I once saw Nick Cave perform with a 7 piece band, and I would argue that Colourmusic's three piece can compete with Cave's wall of sound any day of the week. It is all encompassing, completely awe inspiring, and always entertaining.

Things will never be as they once were, but now I believe there's a chance (although slight) that they can be even better. I once was lost, but now I am found. Was blind but now I see. May You Marry Rich has given me hope that the record industry may once again be able to sustain intelligent life.

You can learn more about the band's background from their Bio:

http://www.memphis-industries.com/artist/colourmusic/

and enjoy their back catalog for free here (but you really should pay them for their effort):

http://colourmusic.bandcamp.com/

And don't go away without watching their awesome video for the song You For Leaving Me. It's not from the new album. I just love the video.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Songs Sung Then Redone.



In the movie "Juno" Jason Bateman's character describes the song Superstar performed by Sonic Youth as "the greatest cover song ever." I do agree with the movie's author Diablo Cody that it is a wonderful song, but I am not sure about greatest ever.

Cover bands are often the subject of ridicule, but a great cover song is something to cherish. The band Marilyn Manson's two biggest hits were Sweet Dreams and Tainted Love. Both were originally performed by other artists. Marilyn Manson was little more than a cover band, and nobody seemed to notice.

When a band not normally known for doing cover songs takes the music of some one else, changes it, and makes it their own, that can be incredible. When the band Less Love took a punk song written by the band Misfits, and did an acoustic version of it, well I don't know if it is incredible, but it is good.



Technically it is two Misfits songs: the song Bullet and the song Skulls put together.

This song is from the band's second LP which was a joint effort with the band Wondernaut called Paradigms in the Design, released by Lackpro Records.

If I was to think about it, and try to name what I consider to be "The Greatest Cover Songs Of All Time" that would be a tough call. There are so many great examples. I think my final decision would either have to be Hurt by Johnny Cash



or Got The Time by Anthrax



I guess there is something to be said about an artist that does so well with a cover, that history forgets it wasn't originally theirs. Another example of that would be Because The Night by Patti Smith. Most folks don't realize it was written and originally recorded by Bruce Springsteen.



The same can be said about Blinded By The Light, poor Bruce.



It certainly doesn't make my top 50 list of best cover songs, but I do want to give honorable mention to the Kermit version of Hurt. Well played sir.

   

---EDIT 10/25/2014---

This is probably one of the last songs I would have ever thought anybody would cover. Kudos to The White Buffalo for taking an otherwise uninteresting song and making it fucking legit. The song is House of Pain originally performed by Faster Pussycat.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

AJR video I'm Ready, mostly just insulting



In two days, October 17th, Youtube will be hosting their first ever music award show. In preparation for it, the wanna be next big boy band AJR has released what has to be the absolute worst video idea ever: AJR "I'm Ready".

The main point this video wishes to convey is that this band is going to be HOT. It might be a good idea to backup your emails now, because this band is going to blow up all the social networking sites, and most likely shut down the internet in the process.



In case fans aren't sure how to respond to this amazing band, the video even tells us what replies we should post. For example, "The Next Hanson" according to the video, would be an acceptable response. Of course I would point out that Hanson aint doing much these days. AJR might want to aim higher.

The video is a none stop flow of commercials selling us everything from cell phones to Youtube.

I question whether or not this is actually a Vevo video. It kind of seems like they just put the Vevo logo in the video, and they created a Youtube account and put VEVO on the end of the name.

***EDIT 06/05/2014.. The VEVO logo has been removed from the video, and the band's channel no longer includes the word VEVO in the title. I am going to go ahead and feel free to assume I was right and VEVO made them remove their trademarked name.***

The song is catchy, and if I were to only compare the music to Nsync or Back Street Boys, I would say it's not that bad. I have noticed that this new wave of boy bands have much better song writers than it's predecessor.

Over all I found this video insulting. Where Tipper Gore once got outraged because videos contained half naked women and she was too lazy to parent what her kids watched, I equally don't want to live in a world where music videos have become little more than mini propaganda films, or three minute infomercials.

Tipper, this one's for you:


So back on AJR "I'm Ready" pay attention to the number of views the video got on the first day.




Right now their phoney Vevo account has only two videos. One that is a month old and has 119k views, and this one that is only 21 hours old and already has half as many.


Ask yourself this question: do you have the balls to make a video in which you prophesize that the very video folks are watching will go viral? The answer is no. Nobody does, unless they have a guaranteed plan to ensure the views necessary to "appear" viral (like "appearing" to be a Vevo video). Introducing Trendsetter Marketing the company that represents AJR. Trendsetter is not a management company, they are strictly a marketing company. Their job is to get the product out there and guarantee certain results. Who knows how they did it. Maybe they legitimately bought youtube views by advertising with Google. Maybe they hired a company that utilizes more shady methods (google search: buy youtube views). What we do know for sure, is that when it comes to all them comments (google search: buy youtube comments), and all them views, well that shit just aint legit. I hope they didn't pay Trendsetter too much, because they could have done this for themselves, video and all, for about $700.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Makar: life after the Funeral



Miley showed us her young "ten-year-old boy" ass on MTV’s Video Award Show, and nobody asked the question “Why does MTV still have a video award show?”

Will her current album be remembered in 10 years? Not likely, but she got paid so what does she care. The thing that stood out to me about all of this is the unbelievable effort it has taken to make us notice her. While Wrecking Ball is not a bad song, it’s not really that good. Yet it took five of today’s top songwriters (none of them Cyrus) to pen that bitch. In addition to Dr. Luke, this team included two of today’s top piano composers. Knowing that, I feel obligated to repeat myself, it’s not bad, but it’s not really that good. So pulling all the stops in an effort to be so big it can’t be ignored, Miley behaves like a knucklehead.

In the late 1980’s people believed punk was dead because the punk performers were out of our sight, touring the world instead of constantly releasing new albums. In the early 90’s ex-Black Flag singer Henry Rollins said he remembered being in Europe doing a show, and hearing that, with grunge, punk was back. It shocked him because he didn’t realize it ever went away. Along the same lines, I remember last year being surprised when I saw footage of Miley Cyrus doing a show in Brazil. I didn’t realize she was still working in the music industry.

We are a fast food culture demanding instant entertainment, and disposable music. There are no classic-rap stations, or bands doing rap cover songs. Despite their popularity, and the fact that they won a Billboard award, and were nominated for a Grammy, nobody is listening to SWV (Sisters With Voices). We churn through pop music like a lawn mower going over grass, spitting it out the side. There was a time when the charts reflected society. Today, just because a song charts doesn’t mean it is truly culturally significant. Sixty percent or more of the music-loving world will never hear Wrecking Ball. The song is only significant to a very small group of people that happen to be the number one group (13 – 17 year old girls) that buy more music than all other group combined. The real way this song reflects our culture is in how much effort Cyrus had to go through to force us to pay attention.

I recently looked at a list of all the songs published in 1924. It consisted of 93 songs total. Comparably, today I received 76 album submissions for review consideration. If we assume there are ten songs on each submission that is 760 new songs to consider today. Tomorrow there will be a fresh batch approximately the same size. Without knowing the title of each of the 93 songs, we know that they are all culturally significant, because they represent the few songs released that year. The same can’t be said about a song released today. Today’s music is a drop that will inevitably be lost in the ocean.

So if you are a band working today, trying to get your music heard, what can you do about all of this? You can constantly put out new music, releasing an album a year, fight against the current, and not likely succeed anyway, or you can say fuck it and just make music on your own terms. The latter is the approach of the New York band Makar. Formed eleven years ago, this band has two releases to date. Their most recent album Funeral Genius was released in 2011.

Considerably more interesting than a Destiny Hope Cyrus album, Funeral Genius is a well written menagerie of influences delivered in a pop-rock-punk format.

Via email conversation, Mark Makar and I recently discussed the future, the past, and life after the Funeral.

[ME] Why so long between albums?

[Mark] We like to take our time, write the songs then rehearse them for a while, really live with them to make sure we’re happy with them. Once we are we take our time with the recording process as well until we are completely happy with what we’ve done. Our past two albums, 99 Cent Dreams (our debut) and Funeral Genius each took 3 years to record, but the first was done mostly in a studio and the latter was done almost completely at home. Once we’re done recording we take a few years to promote each album during which time we typically write songs for the next album. Unlike major label bands who have full systems go once their album is recorded, we do all the promotion ourselves. We send out CDs to colleges, independent radio, reviewers etc. and all of that takes time and money. Recently we have been greatly aided by our Publicist, Gina Sigillito, who lives in Austin Texas. She submitted Funeral Genius to the Deli Magazine and we’ve been on their top NY bands list under indie pop/guitar pop for the past 16 months with the likes of MGMT, Vampire Weekend, Fun. and Santigold. We’re definitely honing the Makar marketing machine, but it still takes a long time when you have to do everything yourself.

[ME]Do you find it difficult to maintain fans interest at the current speed / time between albums?

[Mark] Music is so accessible today and there are so many bands coming out with new music all the time. We do our thing, then the next minute someone else does their thing and so forth and so on, but everything is flying by at light speed. To retain fans at that speed let alone the molecular composition of our bodies is next to impossible. We’re pretty laid back about it, which is probably not the best way to retain fans, but the creative process comes before all else no matter how long that takes. I think each album connects with a new batch of fans and we’re very thankful for anyone who enjoys our music or might enjoy it again in the future. Bands and artists should always be on guard for oversaturation of their work. We definitely are and so spacing out the creative process allows us all to breath, live life, then come back together again in the future to celebrate a new musical creation.

[ME] What do the two main members do full time?

[Mark] By day we’re mild mannered executive assistants at a corporate lawfirm in Midtown, the last place on earth any artist should be. By night we’re indie rocking freaks with our hair on fire cooking up new musical concoctions in our kitchen rehearsal/recording studio with the help of protools! One job pays the bills, the other feeds the soul. We’re also both working on finishing our first fictional novels (which should be done this year!). Andrea’s writing a coming of age, sci-fi, murder mystery, love story with a red leather booted killer called “Pushed” set in the wilds of Oberlin and New York and I’m writing a coming of age love story called “Little Owen Way” set in the wilds of Marthas Vineyard and New York. Andrea has had many short stories and poems published so we’re hoping that writing could become our day jobs and help fund a life where we could create all the time and go on musical tours.

[ME] In addition to the next album possibly being acoustic, what else can we expect from the next project?

[Mark] Our third album is called “Fancy Hercules” and it’s going to be an eleven to twelve song album that combines every style from punk to rock to folk to pop with strange theatrical stylings on some songs. We’ve put drums and bass on our last two albums, but have been playing out just the two of us recently and really like the sound of that. However, we’re going to record everything in time so that if we want to go back and put drums and bass on we can, but also, maybe even try some sequencing and take Makar into the 21st century. Our last drummer has been asking to try it so we may let him or learn how to do it ourselves. And here you can see why albums can take a while to bake. If we need to learn how to do something lord knows how long it will take to finish the album. However, we would probably put out the acoustic album then put out the sequenced album later if we were going down that long and winding road. We wouldn’t want to push the release date back any longer than we normally do.

[ME] Will you record the next album yourself, or will you go into a studio and work with a producer?

[Mark] We’ll record Fancy Hercules completely at home. No fancy pants producer for Fancy Hercules. He’s fancy enough bare bones with no outside coat needed to clothe him. The drum and bass tracks for Funeral Genius were recorded in one day at Seaside studios in Park Slope and then the guitar, piano and vocals were all recorded at home on our protools digi 001. 99 Cent Dreams was recorded almost 100% in a studio, so this will be the first time we don’t even go into a studio.

[ME] In what ways do you think your song writing has changed over time?

[Mark] Our song writing process has been evolving along with our playing and singing. We’re much more confident as musicians and singers now than when we started and our songs sound looser and less structured. We’re trying to do more improvisational playing using scales and arpeggios, so definitely look out for Andrea to cut loose with some guitar solos on Fancy Hercules.

We used the pentatonic scale on our song “America Where Are You” on Funeral Genius, which as you know is the scale most often used in movies and country music to lend that expansive feel of the American West. We wanted that pioneer vibe added to America’s lyrics, which are about the search for America’s soul during the dark years of the Bush administration.

Mainly there’s a languidness to our writing style now. Andrea and I continue to collaborate on every song and having been in a relationship for 16 years there’s an ease to creating each song that just gets better with time. If Andrea writes something it will trigger ideas from me, which trigger more ideas from her and so forth and so on until a fully formed song has been birthed. We’ve birthed so many songs as married musicians that it may be time for us to get down to the real business of birthing tiny Makars.

[ME] Do you think you will ever do a national tour?

[Mark] We’ve thrown around the idea of touring several times, with several incarnations of Makar, but it always comes back to money and time. Now that it’s just the two of us we can travel around much more easily and wherever we go we can bring our instruments and play. So not only is it possible now to have a national tour, but even an international one could happen. And by tour it would be at most a week of dates at a time, such as this London gig we’re going to be doing next July with our friend Alistair, who’s in a great band called Battles of Winter. He’s putting on a little music festival of sorts that we’re going to take part in and are very excited about.

[ME] New York hasn't generated that many memorable rock bands. Other than Sonic Youth, The Strokes, The Ramones, and The Velvet Underground most of New York’s rock bands have disappeared in the journals of history. Sense New York is the city that never sleeps, and there is sooooo much going on there, why do you think it hasn't created more legendary rock bands?

[Mark} Wow, you’ve certainly thrown down the gauntlet with that one my friend. But let’s not forget some very important New York artists/bands and musical movements such as the whole Greenwich Village folk scene that produced Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, et al., the rap/rock visionaries the Beastie Boys, the punk scene that gave us Patti Smith, The New York Dolls, Talking Heads, Television, Blondie, GG Allin, the rap scene that gave us Run DMC, Notorious B.I.G., LL Cool J and Jazzy Jeff, the indie rock scene that gave us the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, Le Tigre, Santigold, Moby, Vampire Weekend, Grizzly Bear, Sharon Van Etten, The National, Nous Non Plus and a whole slew of other amazing acts. And then of course the early days of Jazz on 57th street with greats such as Miles, Charles Mingus, Coleman Hawkins and Charlie Parker. And of course the Duke himself, Duke Ellington, before all of that!!! Come on pal, New York is and always has been the epicenter of the music world. If you can make it here you can make it anywhere. There might be a Seattle scene here and there, but New York is and always will be where it’s at. Period, end of story! Not that we’re biased or anything. :)

[ME] Right on, it’s cool to be proud of where you are from. I would never deny that the town’s Hip Hop scene is booming. But rock has never been New York’s grass roots, home grown gig. Also I would point out that from Bob Dylan, to Patti Smith, to Duke Ellington most of the people you mentioned by name, are not native New Yorkers. I guess what I am really curious about is why the city doesn’t have more of a rock community that grew up together, with an endless list of amazing musicians that all used to play in each other’s bands, and that support one another: similar to Athens Georgia in the early 80’s, Los Angeles in the late 80’s, or Seattle in the early 90’s. I don’t mean it in a negative way. It’s just an observation. When it comes to rock music, New York has never had it’s own sound.

If you haven’t yet, check out Makar’s latest album Funeral Genius:

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/makar3

Visit their homepage:

http://www.makarmusic.com/

And be watching for new music from them in the future.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

The Ten Year Hangover by 3 Dates Later



--FROM THE BAND'S PRESS RELEASE--

“I’m pretty sure this is the first record I’ve recorded totally sober.” – Chris Seaman of 3 Dates Later

Driven with a cause, occasionally delayed by life, and growing stronger all the while the band 3 Dates Later is set to release their debut LP, The Ten Year Hangover.

This album is a collection of songs that are cynical observations with optimistic intentions: “I think you could – be a cool guy – if you just lose the act, and stop drinking”. Having survived name changes that then changed back, members that have come and gone and then came back, and a constant barrage of scams designed to prey on young bands, 3 Dates Later has worked hard to stay the course in order to bring this record to life. The end result is a high-energy demonstration of sarcastic sincerity.

Heavily influenced by the 90’s post grunge, punk resurgence, 3 Dates Later is made up of Travis Palen on bass, John Hager on guitar, Jarred Wion on drums, and front man/primary song writer Chris Seaman. After the album’s completion and prior to it’s release, founding member/guitar player Chris Gammill left the band and that’s when Hager was brought on board. As teenagers, Gammill and Palen formed 3 Dates Later in 2002. Singer Seaman was later recruited by Gammill. “When we first started, we really sucked” said Seaman. They had drummers with no rhythm and Chris initially struggled with singing in key. D.I.Y. style, they did seven self produced CDs, and played shows constantly, each one getting better than the last. Over time they slowly built their fan base opening up for bands such as New Found Glory, The Ataris, and Voodoo Glow Skulls. The band reached a point where they decided to pay to go into a studio to get a “professional” recording.

A common mistake made by studio engineers is that they often have been deluded to believe they know what is best. Despite the fact that the band voiced concerns against it, the engineer of EP #8 insisted that they plug their guitars directly into a digital modulator, and that they record using triggers on the drums instead of microphones. In the end, they had paid for 3dl400something they didn’t like, and didn’t release. The silver lining of the situation was that the band Kill The Reflection had previously experienced the same disappointment from the same engineer. KTR was able to look past the EP’s flawed sound, and recognize the potential contained within. They took the EP to the heads of their indie label, negotiations were made, and 3 Dates Later agreed to work with Lackpro Records.

The Ten Year Hangover is occasionally funny, and occasionally insulting. Like life, it has it’s mood swings.. Containing a couple of songs that date back to the band’s origins, the album teeters between adolescence and adulthood. In one song the author demonstrates a youthful insistence that he knows everything. In another he somberly accepts that he actually knows nothing. Released close to ten years after the bands formation, this album is a great representation of what they’ve gone through, and a promising look at what they have to offer in the future.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Following Your Heart And The Bloody Trail It Leaves



I have this buddy that is always preparing to do something. Preparing for tasks occupies the majority of his time while completion of tasks more often than not doesn't happen. If a vacation takes a week of his life, he will spend a year planning it, and if things are not "just right" he very well may cancel it at the last minute.

Having recently decided a career as a studio engineer was the path for him, he spent over $20,000 and about 8 months transforming his entire home into a recording studio. Once he was ready for business, he realized this would mean strangers coming into his home and having free access to all his belongings. "Maybe engineering is not for me." Time to cancel the proverbial vacation. "Perhaps I could try my hand at mixing?" That will require more money to be spent and additional preparation. Meanwhile his band is waiting for him to finish so he can produce their next album.

Across town, and then county lines, and then state lines, and a thousand miles away, at the same moment, in the sleepy little town of New York City, armed with only $500 worth of equipment and a computer program intended for editing videos, Teenage Daydream's founder Aidan Christopher Haughey was able to record, release, and promote Romance Memories: A starry eyed glance into an innocent's interpretation of the post-apocalyptic world that remains after true love fails.  

 

With less than perfect recording quality, and white noise often associated with an amateur's product, Romance Memories is a lo-fi masterpiece that falls somewhere between Ween and The Flaming Lips. It is raw and sincere. If God ween Satan in a priest driven ambulance, this would be in the vein of that.

A lot of people argue that the opportunities that were made available to underground oddities such as Ween and The Flaming Lips are no longer in place for the next generation. The notion of artist development is dead. In the music industries' current paradigm, record labels take zero chances on new bands. The only artists that get signed to major labels now are bands that have a proven track record (Iron & Wine), or bands created by the label (The Wild Feathers). So what hope does an up and coming band have in the modern music world? I certainly don't have that answer, but that was one of the many topics discussed in a recent conversation between myself and Teenage Daydream's Mr. Haughey.

Me: Originally being from Anchorage Alaska, what led you to NYC?

Aidan: When I was considering my post high-school options either Los Angeles or New York seemed like the right choices, and I don't like the heat. After graduation I went to NYC and studied film at School of Visual Arts for 3 years. Right now I am back in Anchorage, but my intention is to go back to New York.

Me: What is the Anchorage music scene like?

Aidan: It's really pretty discouraging. There is a lot of over the top, hard core, death metal, and classic rock, or just really lame shit. Occasionally there is a decent band that people will like cuz there is nothing else here, or a super mediocre dj will pop up. Its really hard to get shows in Anchorage. When I am here all I ever do is practice with my friend in his garage. He and I have similar taste in music. We just jam and write shit and complain about how we're not famous though we should be, classic stuff.

Me: Your album, Romance Memories, how much of it did you do yourself?

Aidan: As far as engineering, mixing, and mastering, I did all of that. I played all of the instruments except for the drums on 3 of the tracks: Pink Petals, Fuck You, and Missing You. The song Missing You is actually two drum tracks rearranged.

I recorded a lot of the instruments, and mixed everything, on my Sony Viao laptop. I actually used Vegas, which is a video editing program and only allowed 10 audio tracks so I had to bounce tracks to leave room for other things. It's made by the same people that make the DAW I use, ACID, so the audio portion of Vegas is virtually the same as acid, and all the tracks have a compressor and eq already put on it, which is nice. I didn't have my version of acid on that laptop. I don't really steal programs or music off the internet and I was really poor, so I just used Vegas. I also used a Tascam digital 8 track for drums and vocals and some amp micing and a few other things, although I did a fair amount of direct in recording. I also used a little one track tape machine for a few things.

For mics I mainly used an AKG C 1000S. For the drums, I would book drum practice sessions at The Sweat Shop, a super cheap practice place in Brooklyn. I would use the PA system with some complimentary mics and a shotgun mic I have for video stuff. The sound was never full but it got the job done with some helpful mixing.

Me: It cost you $500 to make the album. What was your total cost including distribution and promotion?

Aidan: The AKG was about $200, but it was a birthday gift. It is a nice mic but you don't really need that nice of a mic. The program is super cheap like $50. The Tascam new is about $250. Sweat Shop studio costs probably reached like $100 total, I bought a small Orange amp for about $130. There was the cost of Tunecore to distribute it and musicSUBMIT to promote it. I would say my out of pocket cost was around $800.

Me: That is pretty impressive for a complete album budget including promotion. How long did the project take you from beginning to end?

Aidan: The time frame from the first song to mastering was 7 months, Sept. 2012 to Feb. 2013. Lots of bad stuff happened that delayed it. I was going through an intense depression, there was a two month period where I thought my roommate had broke my laptop and the album was lost. I got the computer fixed and finished the album and the laptop died directly after the CD was done. I mastered the album as soon as mixing was completed. It was my first mastering job ever, so I completed it and then like two days later I re-mastered it, liked it and released it.

Me: I am always curious why one-man-bands release music under a band name. For example Nine Inch Nails is really just Trent Reznor. He may pay musicians to play shows with him, but its still just Trent Reznor. What made you decide to go with a band name? Why not "The Aidan Christopher Haughey Mind Fuck?"

Aidan: Teenage Daydreams is the whole of the project. It's not a product name for easy association. It's a celebration of something wonderful. Every adult has experienced Teenage Daydreams. There is magic there. There is an aesthetic, and something I'm trying to express. It's hard to explain, and Romance Memories doesn't do it enough justice, but it shows it somewhat. I could make totally different music, I write totally different stuff all the time, stuff with no distortion either or just, completely different, but Teenage Daydreams is something specific. It's not going last forever. I only want to do like 3 albums and some EPs. I don't want it to be me, it's something else. Everyone who listens to my music tells me something different. It's about the experience and what the listener puts into it which I like a lot. The name carries certain things with it for me, so that's why I use it. I definitely don't want to be 30 and putting out a new Teenage Daydream album though, I think there is something important about being young. Being just out of my teens and still very young, I try to express that in this band, I want it to be honest and real.

Me: You abbreviate your band name as TADD. Just to be an ass I have to point out the actual abbreviation would just be TD. Have you ever heard the band TAD?

Aidan Yeah, I never actually considered it. My friend just abbreviated it to TADD, so that's what I used, TD is correct. It's not really something I really ever think about. To me, it's always just Teenage Daydreams. I am not familiar with TAD, There are so many bands. I Googled them, TAD, they seem cool.

Me: In 1989 it was believed that TAD was going to be the next big band. When their record label (Sub Pop Records) sent them to tour Europe, the executives at the label made the decision to send one of their unheard of / pee-on bands to be the opening act. That shitty band was called Nirvana. Today TAD's singer Tad Doyle runs a small recording studio and makes a modest living. His band released 6 albums on 3 major labels, and earned absolutely no revenue from the experience. Kurt Cobain has been dead for 19 years. In your mind, what will it take to make you feel like a success?

Aidan: A year ago I probably would have said I just want to blow up and become famous and lead a kick ass life then peace out. At this point, I would just like to be able to make a living off my music and not have to live in squalor. I hold my music to my own standards and don't worry much about what anybody else thinks about it. I just want to live in a big house with my babe, probably in a rural area and I want to support that with my art, that's my idea of success.

Me: So in an effort to reach success I have to ask, you rarely play live, you don't have a band, and you don't have a team of experienced professionals backing you. What is your game plan?

Aidan: Plan? I kind of just do it as it comes along. I have plans, dreams, things. I know lots of people. I already have a live show mapped out, it's cool, and interesting and beautiful. I don't know. I'm too exhausted to really think about this. I kind of do have a plan, a lot of stuff involving films and production and writing, music is not exactly where I plan to make my money, but I'd love to blow up, I'd love to show the world something who knows, I've learned all you can really do is follow your heart and what will happen will happen and what wont won't, so that's life, I'm going to try cause that's what I do.

Me: Final observation: You studied film for 3 years in NYC. Why no mind blowing videos for this album?

Aidan: Yeah... I know. I feel bad, I need to make great stuff, I was just going through so much during recording, emotionally and otherwise. It was just really hard to get anything done, and my laptop was out of commission for a long time. I was just too exhausted. At this point I am focusing on the next album. I'm making cool stuff. I do feel bad for not putting out something mind blowing yet though, I'm just waiting for the right idea.

Me: Well Romance Memories is a great album. I would have been interested in seeing your visual interpretations of the sounds you created.

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Follow Teenage Daydreams and hear their album in full on Bandcamp at:

http://teenagedaydreams.bandcamp.com/

You can also visit their web page:

http://www.teenagedaydreams.com/

but without offering hyperlinks it basically just says go to their Bandcamp.